I've told you about my war with "the bird", right? If not, then let me expound. This big red-feathered monstrosity has been increasingly winning more time with my human-pet every day. They go on walks together. He manipulates treats from her all day and all night--even off her own dinner plate! This just won't do.
My pet thinks I'm being too dramatic, so just to prove that I'm the better guy, I snuck her phone and recorded this video. To get the fullest effect of what I have to deal with, you should turn your volume all the way up (just kidding--he may blow your speakers!)
I'd never be so loud and crazy. And my human-pet thinks it's cute? She even starts yacking back at him, like she can talk his nonsense half-English/half-Squawkish language! The bird has bewitched her. She's lucky I'm around to provide some normal, quiet moments to the day.
So, if you were curious how it is to live with a macaw in the house,
there you have it.
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